I conclude David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist and I have the proof. How can one explain the phenomenal global success of one of this country's least talented individuals?
There are only three ways.
"The Hoff" actually is talented, but this goes unnoticed in his own country. Wait-correction- goes unnoticed in all countries with the exception of Germany, Austria and Switzerland, which only confirms that Germans, Austrians and Switzes are f**cking idiots.
"Mr. Hassle" has sold his soul to Satan in return for global success. Umm- this is assuming that he had a soul to sell and not just a hollow, over-tanned head with creepy pedophile eyes.
David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist. Enough said!I vote for the latter -- and perhaps, the rest of the world will agree.