I conclude David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist and I have the proof.

There are only three ways.
"The Hoff" actually is talented, but this goes unnoticed in his own country. Wait-correction- goes unnoticed in all countries with the exception of Germany, Austria and Switzerland, which only confirms that Germans, Austrians and Switzes are f**cking idiots.
"Mr. Hassle" has sold his soul to Satan in return for global success. Umm- this is assuming that he had a soul to sell and not just a hollow, over-tanned head with creepy pedophile eyes.
David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist. Enough said!
I vote for the latter -- and perhaps, the rest of the world will agree.
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I Vote for the ladder. I threw up in my mouth.
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