The only thing this child is missing is a bottle filled with Coca-Cola and a nice shrub to piss on!
However, I will say, I'm in favor of the kid leash. I hate having the little critters crawl all over the place and smelling at my crotch when I'm at the park. Or chasing after the stray kids that may be wandering by. Plus, it makes them easier to swing over your head should the need arise.
I'm not sane. Never claimed to be. As the title would suggest- I'm a scattered mess. Two kids, a husband, a dog and a job. Enjoy the ride that is my bizarre life. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll cringe. But mostly you'll just laugh!!